This is how the story of Epirock begins (by Brandon, grade 8).

Epirock was made by an old mining company  and he was a miner.  He  mined too deep and discovered epic sauce and then fell in and became more epic than anything ever!!!!

Epirock was a miner in the 20’s and then became epic.  He then ran away for the top secret government epic lab trying to make a new color called epic.

He was made on a leap day so he can live a long time his birthday is only every 4 years and he is now 23. He was the Governor for Lametown from the 30’s to the 70’s, then played for the NBA Atlanta hawks and he was that one guy with the awesome face on and was yellow… Yeah now you remember him. Well, then he got lots of friends and then went to the awesome town dance club and took every one out to ice cream.

He doesn’t like apples. He loves epic fails and he makes them epic. His favorite food is apple pie. I know it doesn’t make sense. He loves basketball too.

Epirock has 593920 more years to live so add him on Facebook he will send you ice cream and apple pie.

To be continued…


Epirock (GSD13) is part of a series of monster rocks created by students of Gideon School District in Missouri. We invite you to visit all GSD rocks and submit your comments and feedback, it will be much appreciated.

If you have found this rock or would like to continue this story, let us know!

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