Hi, my name is Rdjahmaha. I am from Texas, not Indian – a lot of people ask me if I am from India but I’m not. I have one eye and it is purple. My tooth is gold. I have a very attractive mustache. My back is broken and it is very ugly. I can’t walk or speak English. I have no hands but I do play checkers all the time, like a boss.
I have four best friends, they are, Mrs. Rock, Cleo, Harold Luetta Bone III, and Deeogee.
They are the best. They help me do everything because I can’t do anything. All I know what to do is play checkers and write stories like this one. My four best friends feed me, bathe me, repaint me when I need it, and pick me up when I fall over.
I like to eat corn on the cob. I like dogs. My lifelong dream is to have a dog as a pet and name it Roberto. He will like burritos. I don’t like old ladies, they are mean, they bite me, and they yell at me all of the time. But old dudes are nice, they like mashed potatoes.
I never mention my family because they left me when I was little because I was ugly but everyone tells me I’m gorgeous. I love my life, as long as old ladies aren’t with me.
To be continued…
Rdjahmaha (GSD24) is part of a series of monster rocks created by students of Gideon School District in Missouri. We invite you to visit all GSD rocks and submit your comments and feedback, it will be much appreciated.
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