This is how the story of Captain Derp begins.
One pitch black night Agent C was on a case to look for the stolen jewel from the London museum.
Now Agent C isn’t from London, he’s just staying there for the case. His real name is Cj Derp.
Now I know you might think it’s fu-
Oh my gosh, something happened to Captain Cross eyes! He got injured! He got run over by a GINORMOUS CAR!?
Sooo now I’m the new captain. I’ll name myself Captain Derp.
Back in America, which is where “Captain Derp” lives, he directs the Derpacarier. It sounds like a hostage facility, but it really isn’t, then….
To be continued!
Captain Derp (DEFM114) is part of a series of monster rocks created by students at Donald Elementary in Flower Mount, TX. If you have found this rock or would like to continue this story, let us know!